Mel Bromberg and the Diabolical Carnage

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	Mel Bromberg - Lead Vocals hobbies: "Women, martinis, and women." favorite color: "The color of your eyes baby" favorite food: "Rump roast" quote: "What, I already pour out my soul in the songs, you want more?" most memorable moment: "When we played the Bellagio in Vegas, this attractive dame in the front row threw her hotel keys to me. Well, actually at me. Hit me in the face. But she was hot."
	Zephron Lord of Terror - Guitar and Vocals hobbies: "Writing songs" favorite color: "Black" favorite food: "Nothing beats Moons Over My Hammy at 3am at Denny's when you're high on quaaludes." quote: "What separates us from the savages is our love and caring towards others." most memorable moment: "That time this one dude tried to get on stage and Gholar smashed him with his bass over and over again until he was bleeding all over the crowd."
	Gholar Son of Kurglov the Damned - Bass and Vocals hobbies: "Bowling, Gholar like bowling." favorite color: "Carnage" favorite food: "Gholar bowl well." quote: "ENTOOOMBED!!" most memorable moment: "Night Gholar ... ENTOMBED ... bowled 280."
	Perry "Hip Daddy" Mitchells - Keys hobbies: "I like relaxing afternoons reading J. A. Jance novels." favorite color: "I'm not sure what to call it, it's sort of an indigo, but with hint of green." favorite food: "Veal chop marinated overnight in a blend of garlic, pepper, onions, and nice Chardonnay, then broiled, and served on a bed of sweet peppers. Oh, and a side creamed spinach, Au Gratin. Don't forget the vino!" quote: "Hip Daddy grooves the women and the keys, in that order." most memorable moment: "I'd rather not try and remember anything with the Diabolical Carnage, they scare me."
	The Viking Vlad Smeldavar - Drums hobbies: "Rape and pillage villages." favorite color: "Pink" favorite food: "Mutton is tasty" quote: "My hammer is strong." most memorable moment: "When I smashed Perry with my hammer."